Super Babies: The Super Powers of Babies (and how to exploit them) by Christine Penguino

Control your breathing? Make your core temperature drop? Why yes, a baby can do that! Luckily, they also have their weaknesses... like being obligate nose breathers. Explore the world of the infant with new eyes and learn how to enjoy, engage, and exploit... I mean "enhance" the people who will be paying for your retirement.